The wise older brother

W (age 5): "Hey Mom, are beavers wild?"

Me: "Yes, they are."

W: "Do they eat people?"

B (age 7): "(in an annoyed voice) W, lick your hand."

W licks his hand.

B: "Is it tasty?"

W: "No"

B: "Then they don't have a taste for you."

Well there you go. 

The older brother has spoken.

This Princess is Guarded by Three Big Brothers

 

 

 

Snow Day

Do you want to be a bandit?

At lunch the other day, Wubba (4) took some food off Bubba (5)'s plate. 

Bubba did not appreciate this one bit.

Bubba: "Wubba!  Do NOT take food.  If you steal food you will be a bandit!  Do you want to be a bandit when you grow up?"

Wubba: "No!"

Apparently, snitching some food off your brother's plate is a serious offense!